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Youporn, Redtube, Xporn, & Adameve.com Are Great Sites, And How They Can Help You!

2008-04-27T09:10:00.000-07:00

I'll be frank, I like porn. I'm probably one of the only women that can actually admit this in public as well. Women are such "delicate" creatures. Yeah, right! I mean, come on, if you can get over the fact that you probably aren't as hot as the girls in the porn video's and realize that men do think about sex like a porn, then I guarantee that porn will probably be more enjoyable to you as a woman. Quit being up-tight ladies! It's time you come to the realization that sex is a great thing and that whatever can make it even better is worth the time!

Yes, ladies, men want their sex like a porn movie, but that so doesn't mean that you have to look like a porn star. You can be sexy, confident, and freaky with out that tight butt and abs and double D's. Here is the trick; CONFIDENCE!! Yes, confidence. Yes that thing some of you lack in the bedroom, or in life, the older you get. Now I don't lack that thing called confidence in my bedroom, or his bedroom, or etc...you understand. See when you have your man's mind focused on sex and he is getting ready to be pleased by you, the last thing on his mind is the cellulite on the back of your legs, or the breasts you hate now because you have had a couple of kids. The only thing on his mind is the pleasure of the act that you are about to do. I'm serious! Men are simple, and when it comes to sex, they are even simpler.

Now when you are in the mood ladies, seduce, seduce, seduce! This, of course, should be a daily ritual. Yes ladies, DAILY! Think of it this way, if you compliment your man on the simplest things, there is that simple word again, he will love it. Absolutely! It's part of seduction.
Everyday come up behind your man and grab his butt and compliment it. Or lay a big fat kiss on him and tell him how much you love the way his lips feel when they are kissing yours. When he walks through that door from work (or vice versa), don't ever start telling him about what a bad day you had or how bad the kids have been, always ask him how his day was. You want him to feel like #1, ALWAYS!!
Don't dress like a slob. Always put on a little bit of makeup and do your hair a bit. Ladies, you never don't have enough time. Not enough time to look a little better is a terrible excuse, and believe me your man will love you more and notice you more if you don't look like a slob. Every day I get up and exercise and take a shower. I shave every where I need to as well. Trust me, part of giving your man that "porn" effect is to keep the nether regions trimmed up. I then apply make up and do my hair, every day, and not just because I have to go to work, I also do this on the weekends as well. He likes this, he notices this, and he compliments me on this. I get up early, yes, but like I said before, there is no excuse and there is always time to look your best, you just have to make it. But most and far most ladies I do this for me. If I make myself look better then I make myself feel better, and what comes with feeling better about yourself is a much more confident woman who no twit will reckon with! If your man has a confident woman who gives him everything that he wants in a relationship, then he will not go looking for someone else. Trust me, I know.

So back to the porn part of this I promise porn will work. . Porn is not an evil thing. Unless it involves small children or animals, but that is an obvious. The kind of porn I am talking about involves adults. As long as it involves a man and a woman, two women and a man, one woman and a man, two women, two men, group, etc. and then what ever you are into involving these individual adults. Because porn comes in a variety of fantasies. From the simple seduction of Sally the secretary to foot fetishes, there is a type of porn for everybody. First you need to think about what you are into and of course what your man is into. Then you go on the hunt for that type of porn. This part is easy; you don't need to go to your local sex shop down in the shitty part of town (although that can be a fun experience as well). All you need to do is google what you are looking for, or there are a few websites (well more than a few) that you can buy DVD's directly from. One of my favorites is adameve.com . Here you can search for what you are looking for in a DVD and also maybe buy a couple of other sexy things as well while you are at it. You can get porn in spurts by going on youporn.com, redtube.com, or xporn.com. From the under a minute cum shot, to over 30 minutes of what ever you are into. Just put in the search box what you are looking for and wammo bammo, there it is! And ladies, honestly, these websites are great for if you are in the mood and nobody is around to satisfy the need but you. Just type in what you are fantasising about let it play while you play to. Nobody will know but you and the visual is a wonderful thing to have and will actually increase the kabam of your orgasm! Or you can use these websites for when you and your man are bored with the DVD's you already have and want a new type of porn quick.

I'm not saying that you have to use porn all of the time you and your man have sex. All I am saying is that at times it might increase the mood and put a little umph into that same ole', same ole'. Learn to use each other as fantasies as well. Talk about what you have always wanted to try and try it! If you have always wanted to act like a school girl who is trying to seduce her teacher, do it! Slip on a little skirt, a low cut button down white shirt, some knee highs with heels, and dammit ladies, put that hair in a pony tail or two! Trust me, if your man sees you in this light and you play the whole thing down to a "T", (go for the Oscar ladies), he will always remember it and he will crave more of where that came from.

So ladies, time to loosen up! Start being more "European" in your views when it comes to sex, cause the truth is, sex IS a huge part of a relationship. Especially for the man. Wear that skin suit you call your body and accessorize it with some stiletto heals and some bright red lipstick. Walk in that room, climb on top of your man and say, "Come to Mama!"

You will be pleasantly surprised.

Men....read this article mmk!

2008-04-25T14:55:00.000-07:00

There’s no other way to say it – a sex slip-up just isn’t sexy.
Yet Mars and Venus make mistakes all the time when making love, squelching some well-intended efforts.
Although both genders are guilty of sexual errors, I’m going to take a look at some of the miscalculations that men sometimes make.
Whether it's titillation tactics, misjudging erogenous zones or misguided notions as to what women want, men need to avoid the following bedroom blunders if they want to become great lovers:

1. Thinking that foreplay starts in the sack. The timer for enticing does not start once you hit the sheets. Your pre-game show is best approached as an all day affair. Women love to be wooed. Sex is a head game — in more ways than one — and women want to know you can’t get them out of your mind. We love knowing that we are desired.
Men, whether your plan is to “get some,” rev up her engine or bring her to fast orgasm, your strategy should begin long before you enter the bedroom.
This isn’t necessarily because women need a lot of time to get warmed up. Given that a couple of my girlfriends can attain an orgasm in a minute or two, at least by themselves, my sense is that the "statistic" that women need an average 20 minutes of foreplay before penetration tends to be overused.

2. Going south too soon. Do not “pass go and collect $200.” Diving in for the genitals too soon usually isn’t the best idea. A woman needs to be properly aroused before any below-the-belt action feels good.
Be sure to focus on her entire body — head to toe — before going for the gold.

3. Ignoring the clitoris. Many men think a woman’s orgasmic ability is due to penetration. Yes, there is certainly pleasure in this part of the performance, but the bell of the ball is being left out of the party.
More than 70 percent of women experience clitoral orgasm when it comes to maximum reaction, so men need to make sure they are not ignoring the clitoris. It also helps if you actually know where the clitoris is located — some have been known to rub the urethral opening, which can be a big no-no for some ladies.

4. Missing the G spot. In digging for buried treasure, many guys don’t know that “X” doesn’t always mark the spot. Found on the front wall of the vagina, a woman’s G spot may be a little higher or lower, or more to one side than the other, than often depicted.
Its size may also vary, from as small as a pea to as large as a quarter. Hint: she needs to be aroused before you even have a prayer of finding it.

5. Becoming too goal-oriented in your efforts. There is nothing more endearing than a man who wants to play. Just don’t get caught up in yourself. Your sexual exploration should be playtime for two.
Stay “present” in the moment – connecting with your partner will bring the ultimate climax to both of you.

6. Gaining weight and still thinking you're attractive. "For better or worse” should include weight fluctuations, but don’t let yourself go completely.
You don’t know how many women have complained to me about the double standard in staying attractive: Women are expected to stay hot-to-trot, men aren’t.
So if you want continued star treatment for your rock star performances, know that Meat Loaf isn’t the singer to emulate.

7. Not knowing about her need to be naughty. Sometimes she needs to get in touch with her adulterated side. In fact, research has found that women are more aroused by explicit fantasies than romantic ones. Forget the prince on a white horse or canoodling on the beach.
Many women enjoy all sorts of erotica. Don’t be afraid to play up her far-from-virtuous visual nature.

8. Thinking she's supposed to act like a porn star. When I was the co-host of “Sex Files” on Sirius’ Maxim Channel, I couldn’t believe how many questions we received from men about how to get their lover to do something specific in bed.
As seen in porn films, many men expect their lovers to fulfill their every fantasy. Remember that porn is fantasy, not reality. Expecting her to act like a porn star is simply not fair.

9. Thinking you're supposed to look like a porn star. Despite what XXX-rated films indicate, most women are not lusting after the three-legged man. The Ron Jeremy package deal doesn’t do it for most.
Last weekend, this topic came up with my girlfriends over cocktails. As the ladies crossed their legs, the overall consensus on "larger than life" was: “What are you supposed to do with that?”
Maybe some women are up for the challenge, but many are fine with the guy who fits within the norm. Don’t be too hard on yourself for being just that.

10. Believing one orgasm is enough. She’s just had a mind-blowing orgasm, maybe two. So she should be perfectly content, right? Wrong.
Women are not nearly as quick to come down from their aroused state as men are post-sex. Many can be launched right back to bliss, and many women do crave more action and orgasms, even if they were perfectly satisfied by the first sexperience.

Even if you’re exhausted, don’t rule out Round 2. There are other ways of pleasing her, so go ahead and do it all over again.

2008-04-19T12:10:00.000-07:00

Jesus and the Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, 'My treat.'
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!' He, too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy over there?'
The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, 'On my bill.'
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.'
The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
The Redneck jumped up and yelled, 'Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability.

Cool Beans!

2008-04-19T07:39:00.000-07:00

Since I saw the movie Hot Rod on my flight to Cancun, MX I have been refering to everything that I think is or that is cool, as "cool beans". This has apparently become a favorite saying among the people I love as well. We all agree that this movie is, by far, one of the funniest movie's out there and that this saying is definatley, "Cool Beans!"

Enjoy:

Even At A Young Age.....

2008-04-18T21:15:00.000-07:00

Even at a young age a boy will worry about if a girl likes him or not. Even if it's his own sister or mother. Men & boy's are always looking for the recognition of a female. It somehow fills the void of their mother's love....whether or not the male had a good relationship with his mother, he will always be looking for that female recognition...

Take a look at this home video of a boy with his new baby sister: